Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Talks About Missing His Mom The First Time We Hang Out

Hey listen, I think it's real rad that you like your mom. In fact, I prefer you have a good relationship with her. But spooning me and cooing, "I miss my mom" at the same time really isn't going to work for me. If you miss her so much, why don't you go let her make you some dinner and pack up in foil for you to take home. Sorry I'm being a bitch. Actually, no I'm not.

You can see yourself out.